D*ck! C*nt! Assh*le!
- Plain packaging. No logos, product images or descriptions on the outside.
- Private billing. Your statement shows our business name, not what you bought.
- 30-day returns on unopened items in original packaging.
Product details
A follow up to the very popular F*ck! Sh*t! Tw*t! game. D*ck! C*nt! Assh*le! Is a fast-paced game of blurting obscenities. Score a point each time you are the first to blurt out a vulgarity that fits both cards. Win by sharing your dirty mind the quickest. Samples cards include “Something that you can put inside yourself." And “That splatters when it explodes". 10,000 possible card combinations. Play this game separately or mix cards with F*ck! Sh*t! Tw*t! for even more possible combinations.
Shipping and returns
Shipping: We ship to US addresses only. Standard shipping (5–7 business days) is $6, and free on orders of $85 or more. Faster options are shown at checkout. Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box.
Returns: Unopened items in their original packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Opened items can't be returned for hygiene reasons. If something arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Read the full return policy.
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