Drink If...

$17.00

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30-day returns on unopened items in original packaging.

Product details

The easiest and most fun drinking game out there! Roll the die, read the “Drink If” statement and whoever would say yes, does so by taking a drink. Never run out of wild things to drink to, with 1200 possible reasons to celebrate. Examples of how you may drink are “If banjo music makes you think of incest” or “If you have ever taken a call while on a public toilet.

Shipping and returns

Shipping: We ship to US addresses only. Standard shipping (5–7 business days) is $6, and free on orders of $85 or more. Faster options are shown at checkout. Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box.

Returns: Unopened items in their original packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Opened items can't be returned for hygiene reasons. If something arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Read the full return policy.

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Good to know

Which lube should I use with it?

A water-based lube is the safe choice for almost every toy material and every condom. If you are unsure what a toy is made of, start there.

How do I clean it?

Wash with warm water and a mild, fragrance-free soap or toy cleaner before and after use, then let it air-dry and store it in a clean pouch.

How discreet is shipping?

Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box, and your card statement shows our business name, not what you bought.