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Drunk Santa Says by Kheper Games
Kheper Games

Drunk Santa Says

$9.00
Free shipping on orders of $85 or more. Standard shipping is $6 in the US.
  • Plain packaging. No logos, product images or descriptions on the outside.
  • Private billing. Your statement shows our business name, not what you bought.
  • 30-day returns on unopened items in original packaging.

Product details

The naughty drinking card game where Drunk Santa requires you to compete against each other while Mrs. Claus busts your ass for being naughty. Vixen and Rudolph help you celebrate your past year’s misdeeds; while Mistletoe, Coal, and Evil Elf cards have you kissing, losing a turn or guiding the group like a sleigh. Game Includes: 53 poker-sized cards and rules.

Shipping and returns

Shipping: We ship to US addresses only. Standard shipping (5–7 business days) is $6, and free on orders of $85 or more. Faster options are shown at checkout. Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box.

Returns: Unopened items in their original packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Opened items can't be returned for hygiene reasons. If something arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Read the full return policy.

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Good to know

Which lube should I use with it?
A water-based lube is the safe choice for almost every toy material and every condom. If you are unsure what a toy is made of, start there.
How do I clean it?
Wash with warm water and a mild, fragrance-free soap or toy cleaner before and after use, then let it air-dry and store it in a clean pouch.
How discreet is shipping?
Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box, and your card statement shows our business name, not what you bought.