Curve Toys
Mister Happy 5.5 Inch Dildo - Black BULK
$30.95
- Length
- 7.75 in
- Width
- 1.625 in
- Material
- Rubber
- Features
- Suction cup base
Free shipping on orders of $85 or more. Standard shipping is $9.89 in the US.
- Plain packaging. No logos, product images or descriptions on the outside.
- Private billing. Your statement shows our business name, not what you bought.
- 30-day returns on unopened items in original packaging.
Product details
Key Features:
Say hello to our midnight-colored Mister Happy dildo, your go-to for a realistic and satisfying experience. Its well-defined head, thick shaft, and distinct veins mimic the real thing, enhancing every moment you spend with it. Engineered for longevity, this dildo's firm yet flexible core promises to hold up under the most intense sessions. Safety is paramount, which is why it's made from latex-free, phthalate-free, body-safe rubber. The robust suction-cup base lets you explore hands-free adventures, elevating your play to new heights.
Spread the lube over the shaft until it's slick and slippery. Play with it, let it massage your entry, and then slip it inside. As it penetrates you, you let out a gasp of pleasure and feel the stretch. It fills you up and you work to get it deeper and deeper. Once you've taken it all in, you place the base on a flat surface, go hands-free, and ride it until you're satisfied!
Measurements: Overall: 7.75 inches long X 1.625 inches diameter, Insertable: 5.5 inches
Materials: Rubber
Color: Black
Note: Use only with water-based or silicone-based lubricants for best results. Avoid petroleum products.
Shipping and returns
Shipping: We ship to US addresses only. Standard shipping (5–7 business days) is $9.89, and free on orders of $85 or more. Faster options are shown at checkout. Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box.
Returns: Unopened items in their original packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Opened items can't be returned for hygiene reasons. If something arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Read the full return policy.
Questions before you buy?
Use the chat button to ask us anything, or email info@numenwellness.com.
Dildo FAQ
Is this the right size for me?
Width matters more than length for comfort. If you are new, look at 1.25–1.75 in wide and 5–7 in long; for reference, the average erect penis is about 5.2 in long and 4.6 in around (BJU International, 2015). This one measures 7.75 in long and 1.625 in wide.
Can I use it hands-free or in a harness?
Yes. The suction cup base sticks to smooth, non-porous surfaces like tile, glass or a headboard for hands-free play.
Which lube should I use with it?
Use a water-based lube. Soft TPE, PVC and rubber are porous and can be damaged by silicone or oil-based lubes.
How do I clean it?
Rinse with warm water and a mild, fragrance-free soap or toy cleaner after every use. These soft materials are porous, so dry the toy completely before storing it on its own, away from other toys and out of direct sun.
How discreet is shipping?
Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box, and your card statement shows our business name, not what you bought.
