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Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations 3-Pack Bag by Wood Rocket
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Wood Rocket

Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations 3-Pack Bag

$14.95
Free shipping on orders of $85 or more. Standard shipping is $6 in the US.
  • Plain packaging. No logos, product images or descriptions on the outside.
  • Private billing. Your statement shows our business name, not what you bought.
  • 30-day returns on unopened items in original packaging.

Product details

Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our "Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations" snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.

Shipping and returns

Shipping: We ship to US addresses only. Standard shipping (5–7 business days) is $6, and free on orders of $85 or more. Faster options are shown at checkout. Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box.

Returns: Unopened items in their original packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Opened items can't be returned for hygiene reasons. If something arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Read the full return policy.

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Good to know

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How do I clean it?
Wash with warm water and a mild, fragrance-free soap or toy cleaner before and after use, then let it air-dry and store it in a clean pouch.
How discreet is shipping?
Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box, and your card statement shows our business name, not what you bought.