Scaly Swamp Monster 3 Foot Giant Dildo
- Features
- Suction cup base
- Plain packaging. No logos, product images or descriptions on the outside.
- Private billing. Your statement shows our business name, not what you bought.
- 30-day returns on unopened items in original packaging.
Product details
The Scaly Swamp Monster is a 3 foot giant dildo, standing 35 inches tall in firm, smooth and flexible PVC with a scaly texture and two eyes gazing up from the base. It is a showpiece first: a talking point for decor, events, film props or the ultimate gag gift. A suction cup base helps keep it from tipping over.
How it feels
Firm, smooth and surprisingly flexible, with a scaly ripple that you can feel under your palm. Mostly, though, the feeling is pure awe: it towers over everything around it and gets a reaction from everyone who walks into the room.
Specs
| Overall length | 35 in |
|---|---|
| Shaft length | 30 in |
| Narrowest diameter | 6.5 in |
| Widest diameter | 8.8 in |
| Weight | 84.2 lbs |
| Materials | PVC, plastic |
| Base | Suction cup |
| Vibration | None |
| Color | Green, black, brown |
How to use it
- Lift it with proper lifting posture to protect your back.
- Set it on a smooth floor and press the suction cup down so it stays upright.
- It is sold as a novelty toy: any riding is at your own risk, with water-based or silicone-based lube only.
Cleaning and care
Clean with warm water and mild soap, spray with toy cleaner, wipe with a soft cloth and let it air-dry. Keep oil-based products away from the PVC.
Good to know
- Ships in a plain box.
- Free US shipping on orders from $85; $6 standard shipping (5–7 business days) below that.
- 30-day returns on unopened items.
FAQ
How big is the Swamp Monster dildo?
It is 35 inches long overall with a 30 inch shaft, 6.5 to 8.8 inches in diameter.
How heavy is it?
The measured weight is 84.2 lbs, so plan where it will live before it arrives.
What lube works with it?
Use only water-based or silicone-based lube and avoid oils.
See more of our huge dildos, or browse the full dildo range.
Shipping and returns
Shipping: We ship to US addresses only. Standard shipping (5–7 business days) is $6, and free on orders of $85 or more. Faster options are shown at checkout. Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box.
Returns: Unopened items in their original packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Opened items can't be returned for hygiene reasons. If something arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Read the full return policy.
Questions before you buy?
Use the chat button to ask us anything, or email info@numenwellness.com.
