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Squirmer Thrusting and Vibrating Silicone Dildo
$122.95
- Length
- 8.8 in
- Width
- 1.1 in
- Material
- Silicone
- Power
- Rechargeable
- Features
- Vibrating, Remote or app control, Harness compatible
This item ships free. Free standard shipping (5–7 business days) in the US, in a plain box.
- Plain packaging. No logos, product images or descriptions on the outside.
- Private billing. Your statement shows our business name, not what you bought.
- 30-day returns on unopened items in original packaging.
Product details
Crawling and thrusting into your reality… this Squirmer Thrusting and Vibrating dildo is ready to penetrate your fantasies and fulfill your deepest desires! Made out of premium silicone, it is squishy yet firm with phthalate-free, body-safe material you can trust. The colorful, yellow-green shaft is covered in textured knobs that rub against every part of you as you enjoy 5 thrusting patterns. The squirming Creature Cock buzzes, too! Enjoy 3 speeds and 7 patterns of vibration! Use the battery-operated remote to switch settings yourself or hand it to your partner! Indulge in any kinky cosplay, far-out fantasy, or horror and sci-fi scene you or your partner dream up! This dong is strapon harness compatible and has a suction-cup base for hands-free, solo rides too! Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. The dildo is rechargeable via the USB cable provided.
You run across the dunes to the mountain crags, hiding from the storm. Inside one of the caverns, you see a light. It glows faintly and so you follow it in. As you get deeper inside, you notice stalagmites and bioluminescent creatures crawling on the floor. For a desert, the mountain areas that keep their secret water reserves hidden are lifelines for all kinds of strange creatures. You light up a torch, the flames flickering and casting eerie shadows on the walls, and then go deeper inside to wait out the storm. Suddenly you step on something slippery, hear the squish, and lose your balance! With a loud crack you land on your back and grunt in pain. You touch the slippery stuff and see a green, oozing slime. "What is this?" you say in disgust, but then you hear a squelching sound from deeper in the cave followed by a blood-chilling screech! You hold up your torch and see the red, glowing eyes of a giant, green, wormlike monster! As it comes towards you you begin to scamper backwards. You think you can escape but then hundreds of smaller, tiny worms begin to crawl across the walls and you realize you must have killed one of them, and the mother is coming to eat you! The hivemind has only one thing in mind and it's to trap you. They're climbing onto your clothes, squirming beneath your skin, thrusting and gyrating to get under all your layers. You grab at your clothing, tearing it off to try and get at the squirming worms, but now the Queen worm has caught up and pins you down under her! The worms squirm down between your thighs and to your horror, they begin to slip inside of you!!
Measurements:
Materials: Silicone, ABS plastic
Color: Green, blue, yellow
Note: Remote distance of up to 19.7 feet; requires one AAA battery (not included).
Key Features:
Shipping and returns
Shipping: We ship to US addresses only. Standard shipping (5–7 business days) is $9.89, and free on orders of $85 or more. Faster options are shown at checkout. Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box.
Returns: Unopened items in their original packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Opened items can't be returned for hygiene reasons. If something arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Read the full return policy.
Questions before you buy?
Use the chat button to ask us anything, or email info@numenwellness.com.
Dildo FAQ
Is this the right size for me?
Width matters more than length for comfort. If you are new, look at 1.25–1.75 in wide and 5–7 in long; for reference, the average erect penis is about 5.2 in long and 4.6 in around (BJU International, 2015). This one measures 8.8 in long and 1.1 in wide.
Can I use it hands-free or in a harness?
Yes. The flared base also fits most O-ring strap-on harnesses.
Which lube should I use with it?
Use a water-based lube. Silicone lube can break down the surface of silicone toys over time, so save it for glass, metal or hard plastic.
How do I clean it?
Wash with warm water and a mild, fragrance-free soap or toy cleaner before and after use, then let it air-dry. Keep any charging port dry and store it in a clean pouch.
How discreet is shipping?
Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box, and your card statement shows our business name, not what you bought.
