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Swamp Monster Green Scaly Silicone Dildo
$104.95
- Length
- 9.4 in
- Width
- 1.4 in
- Material
- Silicone
- Features
- Suction cup base, Harness compatible
This item ships free. Free standard shipping (5–7 business days) in the US, in a plain box.
- Plain packaging. No logos, product images or descriptions on the outside.
- Private billing. Your statement shows our business name, not what you bought.
- 30-day returns on unopened items in original packaging.
Product details

Dive deep into new fantasies with this Swamp Monster dildo from Creature Cocks! Its mysterious shaft is textured with tiny bumps and scaly ridges. The long shaft has a gentle curve to it for your penetrative pleasure and a soft pink head that blossoms like a bud at the end of a green stem. At the base is a wide, flat plateau that you can ride and two, shiny, black glass orbs that seem to stare up into your depths as you ride it! Is it face or phallus? That's up to you to decide as you enjoy the sweet and silky smoothness of premium silicone as you plunge it deeper into your own wet and mossy swamplands. Completely phthalate-free, it is body-safe to use with water-based lubricants. The base is also compatible with a strapon harness for those of you who want to share in the fantasy and get pegged! Or ride solo; the strong, suction cup base lets you enjoy it hands-free! After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.
On a hot and balmy day, you've decided to explore more on this surprise vacation to the Everglades. Fanning yourself, the heat is as heavy as a blanket and you seek some shade in the late afternoon. For miles the winding, wet swamplands stretch out and you sit at the edge of it on the moist earth under a tree. The sun hangs low in the sky, yet it's still warm, so you strip down and wade into the water. The cool water freshens and cools you. You feel so relaxed you lose track of time. Suddenly there's a moment in the water and as you look around, you see the two glassy, black eyes of something watching you. Your breath catches in your throat, fight or flight activated, yet you stay perfectly still. As you finally turn to start moving out of the water, a scaly, wet hand grabs your thigh. You freeze, terrified, but your terror turns to confusion and arousal as the hand begins to slide up between your thighs and stimulate you! As you look down, you see the pink tipped, scaly, green rod begin to emerge from the water. It surfaces, twitching, firm and excited; two glassy black eyes look up at you and the hands pull you down over the shaft. It parts you and you find yourself being moved up and down and it feels so good that it surprises you. Your moans are barely heard over the wild waters, and you begin to feel hot for an entirely different reason! As you reach climax, the monster releases you, thick, white slime trailing between your thighs. You walk out of the water and to the shore again, only the Everglades knowing your mysterious secret.
Measurements: Overall length: 9.4 inches. Insertable length: 7 inches. Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.4 inches. Widest insertable diameter: 2 inches.
Materials: Silicone, glass
Color: Green
Note: Do not use with any silicone products; use only with water-based lubricants for best results.
Key Features:
Shipping and returns
Shipping: We ship to US addresses only. Standard shipping (5–7 business days) is $9.89, and free on orders of $85 or more. Faster options are shown at checkout. Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box.
Returns: Unopened items in their original packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Opened items can't be returned for hygiene reasons. If something arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Read the full return policy.
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Dildo FAQ
Is this the right size for me?
Width matters more than length for comfort. If you are new, look at 1.25–1.75 in wide and 5–7 in long; for reference, the average erect penis is about 5.2 in long and 4.6 in around (BJU International, 2015). This one measures 9.4 in long and 1.4 in wide.
Can I use it hands-free or in a harness?
Yes. The suction cup base sticks to smooth, non-porous surfaces like tile, glass or a headboard for hands-free play. The flared base also fits most O-ring strap-on harnesses.
Which lube should I use with it?
Use a water-based lube. Silicone lube can break down the surface of silicone toys over time, so save it for glass, metal or hard plastic.
How do I clean it?
Wash with warm water and a mild, fragrance-free soap or toy cleaner before and after use, then let it air-dry. Keep any charging port dry and store it in a clean pouch.
How discreet is shipping?
Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box, and your card statement shows our business name, not what you bought.
