Valentine's Sucks Dicks 3 oz. Bag
- Plain packaging. No logos, product images or descriptions on the outside.
- Private billing. Your statement shows our business name, not what you bought.
- 30-day returns on unopened items in original packaging.
Product details
Feeling jaded about Valentine’s Day? Embrace your cynicism with the “Valentine’s Sucks Dicks” Candy! Each bag contains 3oz approx. 100 pieces of candy. This hilarious candy is the perfect antidote for the lovesick and the love-scorned alike. Indulge in the delicious flavors as you savor the delightful irreverence of these cheeky treats. Whether nursing a broken heart or finding the whole Valentine’s Day hullabaloo nauseating, this candy will resonate with your inner cynic.
Shipping and returns
Shipping: We ship to US addresses only. Standard shipping (5–7 business days) is $6, and free on orders of $85 or more. Faster options are shown at checkout. Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box.
Returns: Unopened items in their original packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Opened items can't be returned for hygiene reasons. If something arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Read the full return policy.
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